Ruin Your Life Now
Dicklaus Pansy
Numinosity Press, Inc.
Fiction, Humor
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Description
The world is full of options if you want help improving your life... but who are you kidding? You're a loser, and you always will be. But, as
much as you've messed up your life already, you can still make it worse. Learn how to use the Laws of Attraction to bring utter ruination to
yourself, your loved ones, and anyone dumb enough to cross paths with you.
A Kindle-exclusive title.
Review
A self-help parody, this could've been a hilarious send-up of affirmation-based life improvement programs. Unfortunately, it reads like a rough draft rather than a finished piece, with many glaring errors and unintentional repetitions. The lists of negative affirmations also went on too long, with the few funny gems lost in the flood of mediocre mush. (But, then, I suppose I should've have expected too much with the oh-so-crudely-clever author's pseudonym.) I've read worse parodies, but it had enough glimmers of potential to make me wish this had been better.