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EARN $$$ FROM HOME! I made 400+ gold last month
processing bulk owl-mail, and you can, too! Send for your FREE
information kit (with SASE and 25 silvers S/H) today!
Skamzarus Silvertongue, Black Ice Forest.
LOST: Valuable offworld audio/video recording equipment. Last
seen with representatives of J-R Security Solutions in late Octon
near dragon lairs in the upper Serpentine Canyon region.
Cash reward! Return to D-TV Interworld Offices, Discovery Wastes, East
Realm.
Are you seeking higher meaning in life? Can't
find it in those glitzy temples or stone rings? Worship me,
and receive the direction you need to
walk the Path of Truth and never again be in the wrong. Seek my disciples in most major
cities to learn more of my wonders. Most Holy
Ser-Thyl-Ohn of the White Fire Crown, offering blessings, solace,
justice, and guidance to all for over 1000 years.
EARN YOUR DEGREE AT HOME! Correspondence courses available in fields such as Inn Management,
Sorcerer's Assistant, Legal Scribe, Wagon
Repair, Shopkeeper, Beast Care and more! Work toward a
better future at your own pace! For more information, send 1 silver, SASE to:
East Realm Institute of
Home Learning, Sheercliff, East Realm.
NOTICE: Skyhaven Sentinel is not liable for content,
accuracy, or results of ads. Complaints are handled
personally by Drunoth the Ogre-Slayer, the Sentinel's
editor.
FOUND: City of gold. Describe to claim. Contact
S. Malifax, Seastar Bay, West Realm.
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FOR SALE OR TRADE: '89 Caravan. Good mileage, fresh paint
and harnesses, includes maps. 10 gold/equivalent trade
OBO. Farvalley Trader Clan, Sunrise Lake (summer camp), West
Realm.
FREE TO GOOD HOME: 4 yr old pet. Needs room to run, live
food. Shots current. Neutered, declawed, descented,
devenomed, wings clipped, horns capped. Leash, saddle, and
harness trained. Good with children. Comes with
collar, bowl, and bed. Contact Shadeking the Foul, Skull
Rock Island, North Realm.
LOST: One ring. Gold, variable size, inscription
visible when heated. Sentimental value. Don't find us
- we'll find you...
Build-Your-Own-Army Kit: Why pay the pros when you can create your
own militia for less, in the comfort of your own keep?
Includes uniform patterns, insignias, fort plans, and the
award-winning books Rallying the Masses for Fun and Profit and
Beyond the Pointed Stick: Modern Weaponry and Defense, all
in a handsome collectible rations tin. The first 100 orders
will receive a FREE Evil-EyezTM
Warlord Helm (one size fits most.) Send 55 silvers (plus 10
silvers S/H) to: Build-Your-Own-Army Kit, Warmongers Unlimited,
Battlemont, East Realm. (Not affiliated with Homemade Hordes or
Guerillas-On-The-Go.)
FOR SALE: One copy, The Art of Painting Rocks on Animals.
Mostly new, some bloodstains. Includes brushes,
paints. 10 coppers OBO. Contact
A. Kyrlic c/o Fairday Hospital (Physical Rehabilitation Unit),
Lionsvale, South Realm. |
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Mid-sized country seeks "lost heir" to claim
throne. Must be brave, honest, charismatic self-starter,
willing to defeat current corrupt regime with minimal public
support. No experience necessary. Inquire at Snake's
Tail Inn, Shadowvale, South Realm.
MISSING - Little human boy, responds to "Jack." Last
seen near Land of Hana-Lee. Reward! Contact
"Puff," Misty Island, West Realm.
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